Mennonite Jokes

Mennonite Jokes

I got on the subject of humor with a devout Mennonite shopkeeper
of my acquaintance, and asked him for Mennonite jokes. 

Definition of a Mennonite is someone who can buy from a Jew and sell 
to a Scot and still make a nice profit.

What happens when you take one Mennonite fishing?
He drinks all your beer.

What happens when you take two Mennonites fishing?
They don't drink any of your beer.

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