I got on the subject of humor with a devout Mennonite shopkeeper of my acquaintance, and asked him for Mennonite jokes. Definition of a Mennonite is someone who can buy from a Jew and sell to a Scot and still make a nice profit. What happens when you take one Mennonite fishing? He drinks all your beer. What happens when you take two Mennonites fishing? They don't drink any of your beer. |
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