Jean Cretien Jokes

Jean Cretien Jokes



Jean-I-am The Canadian election campaign, circa 1997, 
with apologies to Dr. Seuss and his immortal story, 
Green Eggs and Ham."

I'm Jean-I-am. I'm Jean-I-am.
I do not like that Preston man.
He swiped my Big Red Book of Fibs
And leaked it out before I did.

I told the world the cupboard's bare.
But look inside -- there's billions there!
For health and books and works of art.
Buy your vote? I'll do my part!

I'm Jean-I-am. I'm Jean-I-am.
I do not like that Preston man.
I do not like him in this race.
I do not like him in my face.

He found my book under the sink.
Just look -- it says Quebec's distinct!
And no tax cuts, but I don't care.
Really now, who else is there?

But Jean-I-am to save the day,
With your tax bucks, which you will pay
So I can bribe you for your vote.
We're Liberals here, we do not gloat.

Last time I said no GST.
Don't you know you can't trust me?
That's Red Book One, here's Red Book Two.
I'll fool you twice, and shame on you!

I'm Jean-I-am. I'm Jean-I-am.
I do not like that Preston man.
But no harm done, I am pure Grit.
You know the word that rhymes with it.




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