Roses Are Red...

Roses Are Red...

Roses are red,
Clouds are white,
Be my valentine &
You won't forget tonight.

Roses are red,
Tulips are yellow,
You must be an idiot,
to put up with that fellow.

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
when you get home tonight,
we'll stick like super glue.

Roses are red,
grass is green,
I like your legs,
and whats in between.

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
some poems don't rhyme,
This is one of them.

roses are red
violets are blue
I'd like to screw
the arse off you

Roses are red
Violets are bluish
If it weren't for Jesus
We'd all be Jewish.

Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over, love
You're about to get fisted.

Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just come
Pass me a hanky

Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cos here comes my willy

Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And show us your tits

Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And you love it up the shitter.

Roses are kinky
Violets are crass
Now drop your undies
and show me your ass

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