Jack & Jill Went Up a Hill



Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pail of water.
Jill forgot to take the pill,
So now they've got a daughter.


Jack and Jill Went up the hill
To smoke some marijuana
Jack got high, unzipped his fly
But Jill said "I don't wanna"


Jack and Jill went up the hill
With a keg of brandy
Jack got stewed, Jill got screwed
Now it's Jack, Jill and Andy


Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To smoke a little leaf.
Jack got high, Pulled down his fly,
And Jill said, "Where's the beef!"


Jack and Jill went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass, and grabbed her ass
And now two of his teeth are missing.


Jack and Jill went up the hill
For just an itty bitty.
Jill's now two months overdue,
And Jack has left the city.


Jack and Jill went up the hill
They each had a dollar and a quarter
Jill came down with two and a half
Do you think they went up for water?


Jack and Jill went up the hill
to do some hanky panky
Jack went ooh, Jill went aah
and out came baby Frankie


Jack and Jill went up the hill,
but not to get some water.
When Jack came down, he wore a frown,
cause Jill said she hadn't oughta.


Jack & Jill went up the hill
to have a little fun...
Stupid Jill forgot her pill
and now they have a son...
 



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