Jack and Jill went up the hill, To fetch a pail of water. Jill forgot to take the pill, So now they've got a daughter. Jack and Jill Went up the hill To smoke some marijuana Jack got high, unzipped his fly But Jill said "I don't wanna" Jack and Jill went up the hill With a keg of brandy Jack got stewed, Jill got screwed Now it's Jack, Jill and Andy Jack and Jill went up the hill, To smoke a little leaf. Jack got high, Pulled down his fly, And Jill said, "Where's the beef!" Jack and Jill went up the hill And planned to do some kissing. Jack made a pass, and grabbed her ass And now two of his teeth are missing. Jack and Jill went up the hill For just an itty bitty. Jill's now two months overdue, And Jack has left the city. Jack and Jill went up the hill They each had a dollar and a quarter Jill came down with two and a half Do you think they went up for water? Jack and Jill went up the hill to do some hanky panky Jack went ooh, Jill went aah and out came baby Frankie Jack and Jill went up the hill, but not to get some water. When Jack came down, he wore a frown, cause Jill said she hadn't oughta. Jack & Jill went up the hill to have a little fun... Stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son... |
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