Mining Jokes

Mining Jokes



Down in the coal mine,
where the miners shovel coal,
one miner shoved a shovel,
up another miner's hole.
They called for the doctor,
but the doctor couldn't come.
So he died of constipation,
with a shovel up his bum.



  Found in The Globe And Mail, Friday June 6, 1997, 
Report On Business:
  Golden words Buzz caught a couple of Canadian mining folks 
in conversation at a New York conference:
Miner One: "Everyone should be hiring the Bre-X geologists."
Miner Two: "Yeah, sure."
Miner One: "No, seriously. They work cheap and they bring their
 own gold."




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