The Habs Hockey Song

The Habs Hockey Song

(Sung to the Battle Hymn of the Republic)
          by Dr.Pundit Gainsay

Mine eyes have seen the passing
  of the glory of the Habs.
They'll miss the playoffs again this year
  Now isn't that too bad.
They have always irritated me
  worse than a case of crabs.
The truth goes marching on!

Chorus
    Failure, Failure, Humiliation.
    Shameless, Shameless Degradation.
    For at least a generation
    and they won't win the Cup no more!

The Habs have little talent and
  the future looks real bleak
As an early tee-off time is what
  the Habs are sure to seek.
Their play is certain to offend
  as they will surely reek.
The truth goes marching on!

Chorus
    Failure, Failure, Humiliation.
    Shameless, Shameless Degradation.
    For at least a generation
    and they won't win the Cup no more!

The Habs will miss the playoffs and
  no banners will they unfurl.
The Habs have little offense and
  their defence plays like girls.
The way the Habs play hockey
  you are guaranteed to hurl.
The truth goes marching on!

Chorus
    Failure, Failure, Humiliation.
    Shameless, Shameless Degradation.
    For at least a generation
    and they won't win the Cup no more!

The Habs are ankle-skaters
  and their powerplay is sad.
The goalie is a real big sieve
  1st pick is what they'll have.
Behind the Hawks and Tampa Bay
  the Habs will surely lag.
The truth goes marching on!

Chorus
    Failure, Failure, Humiliation.
    Shameless, Shameless Degradation.
    For at least a generation
    and they won't win the Cup no more!

One look at the Habs roster and
  their opponents start to drool.
What their fans will have to watch
  this year is really awful cruel.
Anyone who thinks they're good this year
  Is nothing but a FOOL.
The truth goes marching on!

Chorus
    Failure, Failure, Humiliation.
    Shameless, Shameless Degradation.
    For at least a generation
    and they won't win the Cup no more!

Ron Corey has ruined the team and
  made them a big joke.
The way that the team is coached
  you must wonder if they toke.
They will surely miss the playoffs
  so they'll have no chance to choke.
The truth goes marching on!

Chorus
    Failure, Failure, Humiliation.
    Shameless, Shameless Degradation.
    For at least a generation
    and they won't win the Cup no more!


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