The Unofficial Smiley Dictionary
:-) Your basic smiley. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or
joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.
;-) Winky smiley. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark.
More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smiley.
:-( Frowning smiley. User did not like that last statement or is upset
or depressed about something.
:-I Indifferent smiley. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as
good as a happy smiley
:-> User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-)
>:-> User just made a really devilish remark.
>;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.
Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common ones:
(-: User is left handed
%-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
:*) User is drunk
[:] User is a robot
8-) User is wearing sunglasses
B:-) Sunglasses on head
::-) User wears normal glasses
B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses
8:-) User is a little girl
:-)-8 User is a Big girl
:-{) User has a moustache
:-{} User wears lipstick
{:-) User wears a toupee
}:-( Toupee in an updraft
:-[ User is a Vampire
:-E Bucktoothed vampire
:-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
:-7 User just made a wry statement
:-* User just ate something sour
;-( User is crying
;-) User is so happy, s/he is crying
:-@ User is screaming
:-# User wears braces
:^) User has a broken nose
:<) User is from an Ivy League School
:-& User is tongue tied.
+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
`:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
,:-) Same thing...other side
|-I User is asleep
|-O User is yawning/snoring
:-Q User is a smoker
:-? User smokes a pipe
O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)
O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)
:-P Nyahhhh!
:-S User just made an incoherent statement
:-D User is laughing (at you!)
:-X User's lips are sealed
:-C User is really bummed
<|-) User is Chinese
<|-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes
:-/ User is sceptical
C=:-) User is a chef
@= User is pro-nuclear war
*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
:-o Uh oh!
(8-o It's Mr. Bill!
*:o) And Bozo the Clown!
3:] Pet smiley
3:[ Mean Pet smiley
d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator
:-9 User is licking his/her lips
%-6 User is braindead
[:-) User is wearing a walkman
(:I User is an egghead
<:-I User is a dunce
K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
@:-) User is wearing a turban
:-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)
:-: Mutant Smiley
The invisible smiley
.-) User only has one eye
,-) Ditto...but he's winking
X-( User just died
%\v Picasso
87) User wears glasses and has a pointed nose
8 :-) User is a wizard
C=}>;*{O) Mega-Smiley... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an
updraft, a moustache, and a double chin
Finally, something other than smiley faces.... :)
(o)(o) perfect breasts
( + )( + ) fake silicone breasts
(*)(*) high nipple breasts
(@)(@) big nipple breasts
oo a cups
{ O }{ O } d cups
(oYo) wonder bra breasts
( ^ )( ^ ) cold breasts
< o < o electric shock breasts
(/)(o) scratched breasts (ouch)
(%)(o) extra nipple breasts
(^o)(o) zit on your breast
(o)(O) lopsided breasts
(Q)(O) pierced breasts
(p)(p) hanging tassels breasts
\o/\o/ Grandma's breasts
( - )( - ) flat against the shower door breasts
|o||o| android breasts
($)($) Jenny McCarthy's breasts
( o Y o ) Playboy model breasts
Computer Geek Smileys
For all the spods out there......
[.]~[.]
o - Standard Computer Geek
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[.]~[.]
( o ) - Computer Geek with a weight problem
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[o]~[o]
o - Drug Taking Computer Geek
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o - Star Trek Worshipping Computer Geek
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|[.]~[.]| - Frankenstein lookalike Computer Geek
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[.]~[.]
o - Megalomaniac, want to take over the world Computer Geek
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[.]~[.] - What the tin man out the wizard of oz would have looked like
o if he was a Computer Geek
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'Assies', the logical successor to the Smileys:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_._) a flat ass
(_^_) a bubble ass
(_*_) a sore ass
(_!__) a lop-sided ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_O_) An ass that's been around even more
(_x_) Kiss my ass
(_X_) Leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) A tired ass
(_o^o_) A wise ass
(_13_) An unlucky ass
(_7_) Lucky ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
(_###_) Hairy ass
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(_!_) A jackass (note long ears)
(_!_) --> Butt out
(_ _) No shit !
(_Z_) Ass kicked by Zorro
(XXX) I've got my ass covered
(_+_) Clenched asshole
(=!=) I'm a bad boy. Spank me !
(_*_) Assteroids
(_�_) Poor ass
(_�_) An arse
(_#_) Sat all night on a woven chair cover
(_<>_) An ass ready for action
(_oo_) An ass built for two...Alternate: (_8_)
(_Y_) An ass that can't say No
(_$_) This ass will cost you
(_�_) This ass costs a lot less
(_o_) This ass costs even less
(_#_) Pound my ass
(_##_) Pound my ass even harder
(_/_) An Asian ass
(_~_) A Latin ass
(_1/2_) Half ass
(_<*>_) Pain in the ass
(_Q_) Needs toilet paper
(_s_) Snake in the ass (pun)
(_v_) An ass with 'roids
(_w_) An ass with really bad 'roids
(_W_) An ass with terrible 'roids
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(_!_) | Assrael, Angel of Death (with scythe)
(_!_) Assklepios (with snake staff)
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(_!_) <0 Asstronomer (with telescope)
(_N_)(_I_)(_K_)(_E_)(_!_) Trendy assholes
These days it's quite common for messages on social-oriented bulletin
boards to end with signoffs like "Hi and hugs to everybody." In fact,
this has become so popular that as much as 7.5% of the disk space on
some BBS's is currently devoted to this particular comment. The
International Committee for Relatively Pointless Abbreviations and
Badly Misspelled Acronyms (SPUDS) has just released a new, internationally
approved list of abbreviated signoffs. These include:
ooo hugs
xxx kisses
OOO big hugs
XXX big kisses
oo hugs for everybody but you
OO! big, excited hugs
CCC hugs for people you can't quite reach around
OOQ hugging with tongue
xx@ kisses and earlobe nibbling
zzz snoring
yyy anything that occurs between kissing and snoring
H handshake
kkk alternate form of "handshakes for all"
KKK white robes for all
AAA talk-show not-really kissing
[X] kissing in the closet
XYZZY a kiss that moves you
MMM same as WWW, but from inversion boots
LLL armwrestles for all
OOO~~~ big hugs and large caterpillars for all
))) smiles for all
TTT trees for all
jjj gooses for all
JJJ big gooses for all
OOOXXXYYYZZZ this is illegal before marriage in nine states
OOOXXXyZZZZZ still illegal, but generally not nearly as well received
Remember, there is much more work to be done to codify and abbreviate
excessively clear and understandable sign-off messages and replace them
with efficient and incomprehensible international symbols. Please
contribute money, suggestions, and chocolate to this worthy cause, and
help make conversation boards a better place for assembly-language
programmers.
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