Why will Heidi Fleiss make it big in the movies?
She does good box office.


What is Heidi Fleiss' favorite basketball conference?
The Pac-10.


Does Heidi charge the same rate to all of her customers?
No, they're encouraged to come up and dicker.


What is Heidi Fleiss going to call her autobiography?
"A Tale of Two Titties."


Why is Heidi Fleiss like The New Kids on the Block?
They both made names for themselves while sucking.


What is Heidi Fleiss going to call her autobiography?
"A Tale of Two Titties."