Deer Jokes

Deer Jokes

Hear that Disney is planning an X-rated version of Bambi?
Yep, you guessed it, its a stag film.




What do beer nuts and deer nuts have in common?
They are both under a buck.


  An Impossabull is what you get when you make a three-way cross 
between an impala, a possum and a bull. It's a 2000 lb. antelope 
that hangs from trees and drops down on unsuspecting matadors.


What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.


What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.


What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs, chewing on a
 razor blade?
Still no bloody idea


What do you call a deer with no feet, legs, torso, neck, or head?
A hat rack


What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking eye deer...


What do you call that kind of a deer with no chance of going to heaven?
Still no f*cking goddamned idea.


Oh give me a home
Where the Buffalo roam
and the Deer and the Antelope play.
Where seldom is heard,
A discouraging word,
Cause what can an antelope say?




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