Toys'R'Us Jokes

Toys'R'Us Jokes



 The Top 15 Reasons For Being Fired From Toys 'R' Us  
    
15> A little too much joie de vivre while demonstrating the erector
    set, if you know what I mean.  
  
14> Every time you're passed over for a promotion, you stick your
    head in an Easy Bake Oven and threaten to "end it all."  
  
13> You got caught adding a garage to your house using embezzled
    Lego bricks.  
  
12> Numerous parental complaints about your "Tickle Me Carl The 
    Stockboy" display.  
  
11> You went overboard with your GI Joe Militia display by adding
    the Tonka truck full of fertilizer.  
  
10> Cross-dressing the Ken and Barbie dolls and telling kids 
    they're the new "Jerry Springer" edition.  
  
 9> The "My Little Taxidermy Kit" (with starter squirrel) is not 
    selling.  
  
 8> Impromptu demonstrations of why Malibu Ken is not anatomically
    correct.  
  
 7> Got caught doing your Dolly Parton impression with basketballs
    again.  
  
 6> Source of reefer smoke finally traced to "nostrils" of Geoffrey
    the Giraffe.  
  
 5> Jaws of life needed to pull your knees out of your chest after
    you jackknifed a Big Wheel.  
  
 4> Caught hocking phlegm into tykes' hands and telling them it was
    "homemade Gack."  
  
 3> Your sales display, "Barbie's Struggle for Survival in Post-Nuclear
    Holocaust Malibu" was not exactly an overwhelming success.  
  
 2> Too many reports from people who swear they saw Geoffrey the
    Giraffe in a leather bar.  
    
 1> Regardless of the question, you answer, "Bite me, kid -- 
    I R on break."  
  
  
by Chris White and Ziff Davis




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