Have you ever been told? "YOU DON'T KNOW JACKSHIT" Well..."You don't know Jack Schitt...The Entire Story!" Jack Schitt is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt. O Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt, who later ran the Kneedeep Inn-Schitt. Jack Schitt eventually married Noe Schitt, and together they produced six children. Holy Schitt, their first child, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, and then two daughters: Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt. Their final child, another son, was named Bull Schitt. By and by, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt, and they have a son: Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens Brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt, and Horace Schitt. Bull Schitt just married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt, and they're awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt. So, now you not only know Jack Schitt, but his entire family as well. |
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