Jack Shit

Jack Shit

 Have you ever been told? "YOU DON'T KNOW JACKSHIT" 

Well..."You don't know Jack Schitt...The Entire Story!"

Jack Schitt is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt.  

O Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt, who later 
ran the Kneedeep Inn-Schitt.

Jack Schitt eventually married Noe Schitt, and together they 
produced six children.

Holy Schitt, their first child, passed on shortly after birth.

 Next came twin sons:  Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, and then 
two daughters: Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt.  

Their final child, another son, was named Bull Schitt.
By and by,  Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt, and they have a son: Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens Brothers.

The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt, 
and Horace Schitt.

Bull Schitt just married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt, and they're 
awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt.

So, now you not only know Jack Schitt, but his entire family as well.

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