Redneck Collge Entrance Exam

Redneck Collge Entrance Exam

 Redneck College Entrance Exam Instructions: 

  1)Read each question carefully. 
  2)Answer all questions.
  3)Time Limit: 3 weeks. 
  4)Begin immediately.

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with 
   particular reference to architecture, literature, law and 
   social conditions OR give the first name of Bill Clinton.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
   (a) build a bridge  (b) sail the ocean  
   (c) lead an army    (d) WRITE A PLAY 

4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
(a) Jewish  (b) Catholic  (c) Hindu  (d) Polish  (e) Agnostic 

5. Metric conversion: how many feet are in 0.0 meters? 

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the 
   little hand is on the 5? 

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately) 

8. What are people in America's far north called?
   (a) Westerners  (b) Southerners  (c) Northerners 

9. Spell: Bush, Carter and Clinton. 

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last 
    one being George the Sixth. 
    Name the previous five. 

11. Where does rain come from?
    (a) Macy's  (b) a 7-11  (c) Canada  (d) the sky 

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
    (a) yes  (b) no 

13. What are coat hangers used for? 

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the American National 
    Anthem for what country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium 
    OR spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS. 

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located? 

17. Which part of America produces the most Florida oranges?
    (a) New York (b) Florida (c) Canada (d) Wisconsin 

18. Advanced math. IF you have three apples how many apples
    do you have? 

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?