Presidential Trivia

Presidential Trivia



What presidential ticket was dubbed Bozo and the Pineapple?
Gerald Ford and Bob Dole


Where did John F. Kennedy, Lee Harvey Oswald and Jack Ruby all die?
Parkland Hospital, Dallas


Who was the tallest U.S. President?
Abraham Lincoln 


How many people were executed for Abraham Lincoln's assassination?
Four


Who became president in 1789?
George Washington


Who made George Washington's false teeth?
Paul Revere


What African capital is named for a U.S. President?
Monrovia


What was the original name of the U.S. presidential retreat Camp David?
Shangri-La


Who was the only U.S. president and vice-president who was never
elected to either office?
Gerald Ford


What does Harry S Truman's middle initial stand for?
S


What U.S. president was the target of two assassination attempts
 in 17 days?
Gerald Ford


Who was the first U.S. President to be born in the 20th century?
John F. Kennedy


Who was the first U.S. President to be born outside the original
 13 states?
Abraham Lincoln


What was Jimmy Carter operated on for while serving as president?
Hemorrhoids



Clinton, a Typical President?

QUIZ:
See how many of these you can answer. (and no, the correct answer is
not always Bill Clinton)

1. Which president smoked marijuana with a nude playgirl while he joked
   about being too wasted to "push the button" in case of nuclear 
   attack?

2. Which president allegedly had affairs with both a winner AND a 
   finalist in the Miss America pageant?

3. Which president made love to one of his secretaries stretched out 
   atop a desk in the oval office?
 
4. Which president allegedly had an affair (as well as children) with 
   a slave who was his wife's half sister?

5. Which president called his mistress "Pookie"?

6. Which president married a woman who hadn't yet divorced her first
   husband-and was branded an "adulterer" during his re-election 
   campaign?

7. Which president wrote love letters to his neighbor's wife while he 
   was engaged to someone else?

8. Which president had a torrid affair with the first lady's personal
   secretary?

9. Which president made love to a young woman in a White House coat 
   closet, at one point, while a secret service agent prevented the 
   hysterical first lady from attacking them?

10. Which president made love in a closet while telling his lover about 
    the *other* president who made love in a closet? (as in question 9)

11. Which vice president was cheesed off because he felt that HIS record
    of sexual conquests was more impressive than the president's?

12. Which president, while a college student, loved showing off his
    manhood (which he named "Jumbo")?


ANSWERS
1. John F. Kennedy
2. Bill Clinton
3. Lyndon B. Johnson
4. Thomas Jefferson
5. Bill Clinton
6. Andrew Jackson
7. George Washington
8. Franklin D. Roosevelt
9. Warren G. Harding
10. John F. Kennedy
11. Lyndon B. Johnson
12. Lyndon B. Johnson

Damn!!  Go L.B.J.!!




I don't know, you decide...
The following is a list of dead people connected with Bill Clinton:


James McDougal 
- Clinton's convicted Whitewater partner died of an apparent heart 
attack, while in solitary confinement. He was a key witness in Ken 
Starr's investigation.


Mary Mahoney 
- A former White House intern was murdered July 1997 at a Starbucks 
Coffee Shop in Georgetown. The murder happened just after she was to 
go public with her story of sexual harassment in the White House.


Vince Foster 
- Former white House councelor, and colleague of Hillary Clinton at 
Little Rock's Rose law firm. Died of a gunshot wound to the head, 
ruled a suicide.


Ron Brown 
- Secretary of Commerce and former DNC Chairman.  Reported to have died
by impact in a plane crash. A pathologist close to the investigation 
reported that there was a hole in the top of Brown's skull resembling a 
gunshot wound. At the time of his death Brown was being investigated, 
and spoke publicly of his willingness to cut a deal with prosecutors.


C. Victor Raiser II  &  Montgomery Raiser
- Major players in the Clinton fund raising organization died in a 
private plane crash in July 1992.


Paul Tulley 
- Democratic National Committee Political Director found dead in a 
hotel room in Little Rock, September 1992. Described by Clinton as 
a "Dear friend and trusted advisor".


Ed Willey 
- Clinton fund raiser, found dead November 1993 deep in the woods in 
Virginia of a gunshot wound to the head. Ruled a suicide. Ed Willey 
died on the same day his wife Kathleen Willey claimed Bill Clinton 
groped her in the oval office in the White House. Ed Willey was
involved in several Clinton fund raising events.

Jerry Parks 
- Head of Clinton's gubernatorial security team in Little Rock. Gunned
down in his car at a deserted intersection outside Little Rock. Park's
son said his father was building a dossier on Clinton. He allegedly 
threatened to reveal this information. After he died the files were 
mysteriously removed from his house.

James Bunch
- Died from a gunshot suicide. It was reported that he had a "Black 
Book" of people containing names of influential people who visited 
prostitutes in Texas and Arkansas.

James Wilson
- Was found dead in May 1993 from an apparent hanging suicide. 
He was reported to have ties to Whitewater.

Kathy Ferguson 
- Ex-wife of Arkansas Trooper Danny Ferguson died in May 1994 was 
found dead in her living roon with a gunshot to her head. It was 
ruled a suicide even though there were several packed suitcases, 
as if she was going somewhere. Danny Ferguson was a co-defendant 
along with Bill Clinton in the Paula Jones lawsuit. Kathy Ferguson
was a possible corroborating witness for Paula Jones.

Bill Shelton 
- Arkansas state Trooper and fiancee of Kathy Ferguson. Critical of 
the suicide ruling of his fiancee, he was found dead in June, 1994 
of a gunshot wound also ruled a suicide at the gravesite of his 
fiancee.

Gandy Baugh 
- Attorney for Clinton friend Dan Lassater died by jumping out a 
window of a tall building January, 1994. His client was a convicted 
drug distributor.

Florence Martin 
- Accountant sub-contractor for the CIA related to the Barry Seal 
Mena Airport drug smuggling case. Died of three gunshot wounds.

Suzanne Coleman 
- Reportedly had an affair with Clinton when he was Arkansas Attorney 
General. Died of a gunshot wound to the back of the head,  ruled a
suicide. Was pregnant at the time of her death.

Paula Grober 
- Clinton's speech interpreter for the deaf from 1978 until her death 
December 9, 1992. She died in a one car accident.

Danny Casolaro 
- Investigative reporter. Investigating Mena Airport and Arkansas
Development Finance Authority. He slit his wrists, apparent suicide 
in the middle of his investigation.

Paul Wilcher 
- Attorney investigating corruption at Mena Airport with Casolaro and 
the 1980 "October Surprise" was found dead on a toilet June 22, 1993 
in his Washington DC apartment. Had delivered a report to Janet Reno 
3 weeks before his death.

Jon Parnell Walker 
- Whitewater investigator for Resolution Trust Corp. Jumped to his 
death from his Arlington, Virginia apartment balcony August 15, 1993.
Was investigating Morgan Guarantee scandal.

Barbara Wise 
- Commerce Department staffer. Worked closely with Ron Brown and John 
Huang. Cause of death unknown. Died November 29, 1996. Her bruised 
nude body was found locked in her office at the Department of Commerce.

Charles Meissner 
- Assistant Secretary of Commerce who gave John Huang special security
clearance, died shortly thereafter in a small plane crash.

Dr. Stanley Heard 
- Chairman of the National Chiropractic Health Care Advisory Committee
died with his attorney Steve Dickson in a small plane crash. Dr. Heard,
in addition to serving on Clinton's advisory council personally treated
Clinton's mother, stepfather and brother.

Barry Seal 
- Drug running pilot out of Mena Arkansas, Death was no accident.

Johnny Lawhorn Jr. 
- Mechanic, found a check made out to Clinton in the trunk of a car 
left in his repair shop. Died when his car hit a utility pole.

Stanley Huggins 
- Suicide. Investigated Madison Guarantee. His report was never released.

Hershell Friday 
- Attorney and Clinton fund raiser died March 1,1994 when his plane
exploded.

Kevin Ives & Don Henry 
- Known as "The boys on the track" case. Reports say the boys may have
stumbled upon the Mena arkansas airport drug operation. Controversaial
case where initial report of death was due to falling asleep on railroad
track. Later reports claim the 2 boys had been slain before being placed
on the tracks. Many linked to the case died before their testimony could
come before a Grand Jury.

THE FOLLOWING PERSONS HAD INFORMATION ON THE IVES/HENRY CASE:

Keith Coney 
- Died when his motorcycle slammed into the back of a truck July, 1988 

Keith McMaskle 
- Died stabbed 113 times, Nov, 1988 

Gregory Collins 
- Died from a gunshot wound January 1989.

Jeff Rhodes 
- He was shot, mutilated and found burned in a trash dump in April 1989.

James Milan
- Found decapitated. Coroner ruled death due to natural causes.

Jordan Kettleson 
- Was found shot to death in the front seat of his pickup truck in
June 1990.

Richard Winters 
- Was a suspect in the Ives / Henry deaths.  Was killed in a set-up 
robbery July 1989


THE FOLLOWING CLINTON BODYGUARDS ARE DEAD
Major William S. Barkley Jr.
Captain Scott J. Reynolds
Sgt. Brian Hanley
Sgt. Tim Sabel
Major General William Robertson
Col. William Densberger
Col. Robert Kelly
Spec. Gary Rhodes
Steve Willis
Robert Williams
Conway LeBleu
Todd McKeehan


Again, you decide...




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