Al Made Some Phone Calls to the tune I Shot The Sheriff Al made some phone calls but he said that it wasn't a crime. Al made some phone calls but he said that it wasn't a crime. All around in his home town They're trying to track him down. They say they want to bring him in guilty For using government property Using government property But I say Al made some phone calls but he said that it wasn't a crime. Al made some phone calls but said it was done on his free time. Al claims Republicans hate him, For what he don't know. Every time that there's a scandal Bill says, 'Kill it before it grows'. Bill says, 'Kill it before it grows'. But I say Al made some phone calls but he swears he used a credit card. Al made some phone calls but he swears he used a credit card. Clinton came to him one day Said he's the talk of the town. All of a sudden he saw Republicans Aiming to bring him down He had Reno shoot them down. But I say Al made some phone calls but he said that it wasn't a crime. Al made some phone calls but he said that it wasn't a crime. Power got the better of Gore And maybe there will be more. Every day we're finding out more facts But one day the real truth will come out, Yes, one day the real truth will come out. But I say Al made some phone calls but he said that it wasn't a crime. Al made some phone calls but he said that it wasn't a crime. Buddhist Cash to the tune Monster Mash (door creak; cauldron bubble; 4 bars drum intro) I was making some phone calls late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight For my V.P. from the chair began to rise And suddenly, to my surprise (He wants some cash) He wants some Buddhist cash (Yes he wants cash) They have a great big stash (He wants some cash) He'll get it in a flash (He wants some cash) He wants some Buddhist cash From my Oval Office in the White House East To the Lincoln Bedroom where the Clintons feast The ghouls all came from their humble abode They think Al has found the mother lode (And get some cash) He wants some Buddhist cash (He wants some cash) We have a great big stash (And they'll get cash) He'll get it in a flash (He wants some cash) He wants some Buddhist cash The scene was rocking all were digging the sound Al Gore no longer thinks there's any bounds And the DNC was about to arrive With a few members of the Keating Five Hillary was having fun (In-a-shoop-wha-ooo) The party had just begun (In-a-shoop-wha-ooo) The guests included Reno (In-a-shoop-wha-ooo) And a few Buddhist nuns (Drum fill) Out from his office Huang's voice did ring It seems he was worried 'bout just one thing Opened the door and shook his fist, and said "How come nobody left me any arms to twist?" (They now have cash) They now have Buddhist cash (Yes he wants cash) We have a great big stash (And they'll get cash) He'll get it in a flash (He wants some cash) He wants some Buddhist cash Yes they have Buddhist cash Now everything's cool, Huang's a part of the plan And the Buddhist cash, it's the hit of the land For you, the stupid, you can give it, too When you get to my door, tell them Al Gore sent you (And he wants cash) And he wants Buddhist Mash (Some Buddhist cash) We have a great big stash (And they'll get cash) He'll get it in a flash (He wants some cash) He wants some Buddhist cash (I - II - IV - V verse instr fade with Boris & Al Gore talk-over) Al Gore: MMMM...cash goooood! cash goood! Clinton: Down Al Gore, you impetuous young fool. Al Gore: cash goooood, etc. "I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's fifth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do but I don't know if I can make it interesting." - U.S. Vice-President Albert Gore Jr. On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens on board crashed on a sheep-and-cattle ranch outside Roswell, New Mexico, an incident they say has been covered up by the military. March 31, 1948, nine months after that day, Al Gore was born. Coincidence? You be the judge! Could they clone Al Gore, or would he have to be grafted? How can you spot Al Gore in a room full of dead people? He's the stiff one. What does Al Gore have in common with George Washington He's a little stiff. What do Elvis Presley and Al Gore have in common? They've both been reported alive recently. Al Gore is stiffer than Pee Wee Herman at a double feature. Al Gore: Just a heartbeat away from the vice-presidency. Did you hear Gore is only one orgasm away from the presidency. They're making a movie about Al Gore's experiences during the Vietnam War to enhance his campaign. It's called "Full Dinner Jacket." |
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