Mary had a little drum, She swallowed it...its gone! Now everywhere that Mary goes, The band goes marching on!!! Mary had a little lamb. The doctor was surprised. The lamb was born so easily Mary didn't have to be anesthetized. Mary had a little lamb She ate it with mint jelly And everywhere that Mary went The lamb went, in her belly Mary had a little lamb She kept it as a pet And when the price of meat went up She ate the little get! Mary had a little lamb, a little pork, a little jam, an ice cream soda topped with fizz. My god, how sick our Mary is! Mary had a little lamb, Her sister Nell had none. Nell led Mary's lamb away and killed it just for fun. This left Mary quite distraught and mad at sister Nell. Mary shot her sister dead, Said, "You go straight to hell!" This tale of sibling rivalry, this woe of which I speak, Is soon to be on FOX as a "Movie of the Week." Mary had a little lamb. 'Twas awful dumb and slow It couldn't tell the red from green Nor which was stop or go. It followed her to school one day... A silly thing to do. Was caught between the red and green, And now it's mutton stew. Mary had a little watch She swallowed it one day and now she's taking laxatives To pass the time away But as the days turned into weeks the watch refused to pass So if you need to know the time Just look up Mary's ass. Mary had a little lamb Its fleece was white as snow And everywhere that Mary went The lamb was sure to go. But Mary found the price of beef was high, which didn't please her- Tonight she's having leg of lamb, the rest is in the freezer! Mary had a swarm of bees, And they, to save their lives, Went everywhere that mary went, 'Cause Mary had the hives. Mary had a little lamb the doctor was suprised; but when McDonald had a farm, you shoulda seen his eyes! Mary had a little sheep and with this sheep she went to sleep the sheep turned out to be a ram, so Mary had a little lamb! Mary drank a little wine and started feeling tipsy, She whispered to her little lamb "if you're a ram you'd screw me" Mary had a little lamb, Mary had a bear. I've never seen her little lamb But I've often seen her bare. Mary had a little watch, She swallowed it - it's gone! Now everywhere that Mary goes, Time marches on! Mary had a little lamb, a baked potato, and a tossed salad. Mary had a little lamb, She kept it in a bucket. Every time the lamb got out, The sheepdog tried to...put it back in again. Mary had a little lamb, It's fleece was red as red, The reason for this was because It had a pickaxe through it's head! Mary had a little lamb, She tied it to a pylon. 10 millon volts went up it's ass, And turned it into nylon! Mary had a little lamb, and it was always gruntin SO everywhere that Mary went she kicked its little ****in! Mary had a little lamb, You've heard this tale before. But did you know she passed her plate, And had a little more? Mary had a little lamb her father shot it dead. And now she carries it to school between two chunks of bread. Mary had a little lamb she fed it castor oil and everywhere that lamby went it fertilized the soil. Mary had a little lamb Peter had a pup Robert had a crocodile that ate the others up Mary had a little skirt, Split right up the sides, And every time she wore that skirt, The boys could see her thighs. She also had another skirt, Split right up the front. But she never wore that one. MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Mary Had a little lamb Its fleece was slightly grey it didn't have a father just some borrowed dna. It sort of had a mother though the ovum was on loan it was not so much a lambkin as a little lamby clone And soon it had a fellow clone and soon it had some more they followed her to school one day all cramming through the door It made the children laugh and sing the teachers found it droll there were too many lamby clones for Mary to control. No other could control the sheep since their programs didn't vary the scientists resolved it all by simply cloning Mary But now they feel quite sheepish those scientists unwary one problem solved, but what to do with Mary, Mary, Mary Mary had a little sheep She also had a duck She put them on the mantlepiece To see if they would...Fall Off. Mary had a little lamb, her father shot the shepherd. Mary had a little lamb She taught a marvelous trick It would roll upon its back And Mary'd suck its dick. Mary had a little lamb She also had some mutton She passed her plate and had some more And soon her lamb was nothin' Mary had a little lamb Its fleece was white as snow It also had a woolly cock Which Mary liked to blow. Mary had a little lamb She taught a little stunt When ever Mary dropped her drawers It would lick her cunt. Mary had a little lamb It had a curly tail And when she went to bed at night She hung it on a nail Mary had a little lamb. She found it in the gutter. She trained it to be her escort and it was quite a butter. It followed her to school one day Where it had no right. But everywhere that Mary went He'd go or have a fight. The teacher turned him out Which made him awfully sore. So he smashed in all the window panes And butted down the door. What makes that lamb so rambunctious the eager children cried. He was taught to be presumptious The teacher did reply Now, Mary, said the teacher I can't stand all this buttin' You bring that lamb to school again I'll turn him into mutton! Mary had a little lamb its fleece was black as ink everywhere that Mary went that lamb was sure to stink It followed her to school one day and shit upon the floor and Mary had to clean it up and toss it out the door Mary had a little lamb, She fed it very well, She fed it a stick of dynamite And blew it all to...pieces. Mary had a little lamb she also had a pussy I've often seen her little lamb but I've never seen her pussy. Mary had a little lamb, She thought it was quite silly. She threw it up into the air, And caught it by its ... Willy was a watch dog, Lying on the grass. Down came a bumble bee, And bit him on the ... Asssssk no questions, Tell no lies, I saw a policeman, Doing up his ... Flies are bad, Mosquitos are worse, And this is the end of this silly little verse. Mary had a little lamb its fleece was black and short I tried to touch it with my hand Tomorrow's my night in court Mary had a little lamb, It hops and hops and hops, It hopped into the butcher shop, And ended up as chops... Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow. Mary passed the butchers shop, but the lamb went by too slow. Mary had a little lamb given hers to keep it followed her around until it died from lack of sleep Mary had a little lamb An intellectual nit It never passed it's first exam Because it couldn't sit So Mary had her little lamb With vegies and mint sauce "Oh little lamb" she cried "I'm as hungry as a horse." Mary had a little lamb She tied him to the heater And everytime he turned around He burned his little peeter! Mary had a little pig, she kept it fat and plastered; and when the price of pork went up, she shot the little bastard. Mary had a little lamb, it vanished one sunny day. It shuffled off this mortal coil as chinese takeaway. Mary had a boyfriend, A handsome lad was he. He gave her a lamb for christmas, And they chopped it up for tea. Mary had a topless dress, So sleek, so fine, so airy. It didn't show the dirty bits, But oh how it showed Mary. Mary Had A Little Lamb, It Had A Touch Of Colic, She Gave It Brandy Twice A Day, And Now It's an Alcoholic!! Mary had a little lamb, Its fleece was black as coal. Every time it farted, soot came out its hole. Mary had a cool boombox The loudest in the town And everywhere that Mary went They said to turn it down |
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