Passing cars When you can't see May get you a glimpse Of eternity -- Burma Shave Said farmer Brown Who's bald on top Wish I could Rotate the crop -- Burma Shave Drinking drivers-- Nothing worse They put the quart Before the hearse -- Burma Shave Paper hangers With the hives Now can shave with Carving knives -- Burma Shave The midnight ride Of Paul for beer Led to a Warmer hemisphere -- Burma Shave At school zones Heed instructions! Protect our little Tax deductions -- Burma Shave Within this vale Of toil and sin Your head grows bald But not your chin--use -- Burma Shave The boy who gets His girl's applause Must act not look Like Santa Claus -- Burma Shave Grandpa's Out with Junior's Date Old technique With brand new bait -- Burma Shave That she could cook He had his doubts Until she creamed His bristle sprouts with -- Burma Shave Why does a chicken Cross the street? She sees a guy She'd like to meet He uses -- Burma Shave Prickly pears Are picked for pickles No peach picks A face that prickles -- Burma Shave He's the boy The gals forgot His line was smooth His chin was not -- Burma Shave He married Grace With scratchy face He only got one day Of Grace! -- Burma Shave You know your onions Lettuce suppose This beets 'em all Don't turnip your nose -- Burma Shave I just joined The young man said A nudist camp, Is my face red? No! I use -- Burma Shave Struck a match To check the tank Now they call him Skinless Frank. -- Burma Shave Listen, birds, These signs cost money, So roost awhile; But don't get funny. -- Burma Shave They missed the turn; Car was whizz'n. Fault was her'n; Funeral his'n. -- Burma Shave Does your husband misbehave, Grunt and grumble, Rant and rave? Shoot the brute some -- Burma Shave Ben met Anna. Made a hit. Ben didn't shave. Anna split. -- Burma Shave Don't lose your head to gain a minute. You'll need your head Your brains are in it. -- Burma Shave A guy, a miss A car, a curve He kissed the miss And missed the curve -- Burma Shave Car in ditch Driver in tree The moon was full And so was he. -- Burma Shave When passing schools, Please go slow. Let our little Shavers grow. -- Burma Shave |
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