Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes



Knock-knock.  
Who's there?   
Goblin.  
Goblin who? 
Goblin your candy will make your tummy ache 


Knock, knock 
Who's there?  
Ivan 
Ivan who? 
Ivan to bite your neck!!! 


Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
Voodoo.  
Voodoo who? 
Voodoo you think you are, the Wolfman? 


Knock, knock.  
Who's there?  
Thumping.  
Thumping who?  
Thumping green and slimey is crawling up your neck. 


Knock, knock.  
Who's there?  
Ogre.  
Ogre who?  
Ogre take a flying leap! 


Knock, knock 
Who's there?
Twig.  
Twig who? 
Twig or tweet!


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia who?
Ammonia a bird in a gilded cage.


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Barbara.
Barbara who?
Barbara, black sheep,
 have you any wool?


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn who?
Dawn do anything I wouldn't do.


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Earl.
Earl who?
Earl be glad to tell you
 if you open the door.


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Felix.
Felix who?
Felix-cited all over.


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Guinevere.
Guinevere who?
Guinevere going to get together?


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hiram.
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you?


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ina Claire.
Ina Claire who?
Ina Claire day, you can see forever.


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent who?
Kent you tell who it is?.


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lucinda
Lucinda who?
Lucinda sky with diamonds...


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Myth.
Myth who?
Myth you, too.


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Noah
Noah who?
Noah don't know who you are either.


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you too, honey.


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door.


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Quebec.
Quebec who?
Quebec to the end of the line.


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Roland.
Roland who?
Roland stone gathers no moss.


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah doctor in the house?


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Utica.
Utica who?
Utica high road and
 I'll take the low road.


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Viola.
Viola who?
Viola sudden you don't know me?


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wicked.
Wicked who?
Wicked make beautiful music together.


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Xavier.
Xavier who?
Xavier breath! I'm not leaving.


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Yoga.
Yoga who?
Yoga what it takes.


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Zaul
Zaul who?
Zaul there is and there ain't no more.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah who?
Hannah Happy New Year!

 
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Juice.
Juice who?
Juice on the jury!


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Socrates.
Socrates who?
You're on the jury!


Knock, knock 
Who's there ????
OJ !!!!
OJ who ????
Ok you're on the jury!!!


There's this one that goes 
Knock Knock
who's there
OJ
OJ who
You wanna be in the made for tv movie?


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
B
Oh that must be Butthead?
Nope, Beavis Heh Heh Heh Heh.


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ask me
Ask me who?
Ask me inside and you'll find out.


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Thank
Thank who?
Thank You
You're welcome!


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arti
Arti who?
Artichoke


Knock, knock!
Who's there? 
Daddy
Daddy who?
Daddy longlegs


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Isa
Isa who?
Isa little Bluebell going to a party.


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mommy
Mommy who?
Mommy'll tell you when she gets here.


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Humpty
Humpty who?
Humpty Dumpty


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Humpty
Humpty who?
Humpty Gocart


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary, Mary, quite contrary
 how does your garden grow.


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Little
Little who?
Little Bo Peep


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Little
Little who?
Little Miss Muffit


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Rudolf
Rudolf who?
Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Me
Me who?
Meeow!


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mickey
Mickey who?
Mickey Mouse


Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Tree.
Tree who?
Tree coins in a fountain.


Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
envelope.
Envelope who?
Envelopen it.


Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Thumb.
Thumb who?
Thumb tha' Thumb Thumb Thumb!


Knock. Knock. 
Who's there?
Toothpick.
Toothpick who?
Toothpick or not Toothpick,
 that's the question.


Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Window.
Window who?
Window. me hot.  open now.


Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Crust.
Crust Who?
Bread Crust.


Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida-ream of Jeannie 
 with the light brown hair.


Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sam and Janet
Sam and Janet who?
Sam and Janet evening.
(Some Enchanted Evening)


Knock, knock
Who's there?
Hodedofo
Hodedofo who?
Hodedo fo me, my arms are full!


Knock, knock
Who's there?
salmon
Salmon who?
Salmon enchanted evening.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know!


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow...
Moooo!


Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Israel
Israel Who?
Israel nice to meet you!


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya open the door?


Knock knock?
Who's there?
Salmonella.
Sam and Ella, who are they?


Knock, knock !
Who's there ?
Boo !
Boo who ?
Don't cry, it's only me !

  
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mayonnaise
Mayonnaise who?
Mayonnaise have seen the glory
 of the coming of the lord...

 
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Amsterdam
Amsterdam who?
Amsterdam tired of these
 corny knock knock jokes.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Why are you yodeling?


Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana Who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?


Knock knock?  Who's there?
Eskimo and Italian.
Eskimo and Italian who?
Eskimo questions and Italian no lies.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mongo.
Mongo who?
Mongolia.


Knock knock
Who's there?
Dande
Dande who?
Dandelion.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Buttercup. 


Knock,knock!
Who's there?
Hanna
Hanna who?
Hanna partridge in a pear tree


Knock knock
Who's there?
Santa
Santa who?
Santa Claus. You don't have a chimney.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Squeamish.
Squeamish who?
Squeamish you a Merry Christmas,
Squeamish you a Merry Christmas,
Squeamish you a Merry Christmas.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah who?
Hannah Happy New Year!


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!


Knock knock
Who's there ?
MOO
Moo who ?
MOON RIVER, WIDER THAN A MILE...




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