Knock-knock. Who's there? Goblin. Goblin who? Goblin your candy will make your tummy ache Knock, knock Who's there? Ivan Ivan who? Ivan to bite your neck!!! Knock, knock. Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, the Wolfman? Knock, knock. Who's there? Thumping. Thumping who? Thumping green and slimey is crawling up your neck. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ogre. Ogre who? Ogre take a flying leap! Knock, knock Who's there? Twig. Twig who? Twig or tweet! Knock Knock Who's there? Ammonia. Ammonia who? Ammonia a bird in a gilded cage. Knock Knock Who's there? Barbara. Barbara who? Barbara, black sheep, have you any wool? Knock Knock Who's there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you. Knock Knock Who's there? Dawn. Dawn who? Dawn do anything I wouldn't do. Knock Knock Who's there? Earl. Earl who? Earl be glad to tell you if you open the door. Knock Knock Who's there? Felix. Felix who? Felix-cited all over. Knock Knock Who's there? Guinevere. Guinevere who? 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Utica high road and I'll take the low road. Knock Knock Who's there? Viola. Viola who? Viola sudden you don't know me? Knock Knock Who's there? Wicked. Wicked who? Wicked make beautiful music together. Knock Knock Who's there? Xavier. Xavier who? Xavier breath! I'm not leaving. Knock Knock Who's there? Yoga. Yoga who? Yoga what it takes. Knock Knock Who's there? Zaul Zaul who? Zaul there is and there ain't no more. Knock, knock. Who's there? Hannah. Hannah who? Hannah Happy New Year! Knock, knock Who's there? Juice. Juice who? Juice on the jury! Knock, knock. Who's there? Socrates. Socrates who? You're on the jury! Knock, knock Who's there ???? OJ !!!! OJ who ???? Ok you're on the jury!!! There's this one that goes Knock Knock who's there OJ OJ who You wanna be in the made for tv movie? Knock, knock! Who's there? B Oh that must be Butthead? Nope, Beavis Heh Heh Heh Heh. Knock, knock! Who's there? Ask me Ask me who? Ask me inside and you'll find out. Knock, knock! Who's there? Thank Thank who? Thank You You're welcome! Knock, knock! Who's there? Arti Arti who? Artichoke Knock, knock! Who's there? Daddy Daddy who? Daddy longlegs Knock, knock! Who's there? Isa Isa who? Isa little Bluebell going to a party. Knock, knock! Who's there? Mommy Mommy who? Mommy'll tell you when she gets here. Knock, knock! Who's there? Humpty Humpty who? Humpty Dumpty Knock, knock! Who's there? Humpty Humpty who? Humpty Gocart Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary, Mary, quite contrary how does your garden grow. Knock, knock! Who's there? Little Little who? Little Bo Peep Knock, knock! Who's there? Little Little who? Little Miss Muffit Knock, knock! Who's there? Rudolf Rudolf who? Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer Knock, knock! Who's there? Me Me who? Meeow! Knock, knock! Who's there? Mickey Mickey who? Mickey Mouse Knock. Knock. Who's there? Tree. Tree who? Tree coins in a fountain. Knock. Knock. Who's there? envelope. Envelope who? Envelopen it. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Thumb. Thumb who? Thumb tha' Thumb Thumb Thumb! Knock. Knock. Who's there? Toothpick. Toothpick who? Toothpick or not Toothpick, that's the question. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Window. Window who? Window. me hot. open now. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Crust. Crust Who? Bread Crust. Knock, knock Who's there? Ida Ida who? Ida-ream of Jeannie with the light brown hair. Knock, knock Who's there? Sam and Janet Sam and Janet who? Sam and Janet evening. (Some Enchanted Evening) Knock, knock Who's there? Hodedofo Hodedofo who? Hodedo fo me, my arms are full! Knock, knock Who's there? salmon Salmon who? Salmon enchanted evening. Knock, knock. Who's there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to know! Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow... Moooo! Knock Knock. Who's there? Israel Israel Who? Israel nice to meet you! Knock knock. Who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Kenya open the door? Knock knock? Who's there? Salmonella. Sam and Ella, who are they? Knock, knock ! Who's there ? Boo ! Boo who ? Don't cry, it's only me ! Knock, knock. Who's there? Mayonnaise Mayonnaise who? Mayonnaise have seen the glory of the coming of the lord... Knock, Knock Who's there? Amsterdam Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of these corny knock knock jokes. Knock, knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Why are you yodeling? Knock, knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Knock knock? Who's there? Eskimo and Italian. Eskimo and Italian who? Eskimo questions and Italian no lies. Knock knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning! Knock knock. Who's there? Mongo. Mongo who? Mongolia. Knock knock Who's there? Dande Dande who? Dandelion. Knock knock. Who's there? Butter Butter who? Buttercup. Knock,knock! Who's there? Hanna Hanna who? Hanna partridge in a pear tree Knock knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Santa Claus. You don't have a chimney. Knock, knock. Who's there? Squeamish. Squeamish who? Squeamish you a Merry Christmas, Squeamish you a Merry Christmas, Squeamish you a Merry Christmas. Knock, knock. Who's there? Hannah. Hannah who? Hannah Happy New Year! Knock, knock. Who's there? Dexter. Dexter who? Dexter halls with boughs of holly! Knock knock Who's there ? MOO Moo who ? MOON RIVER, WIDER THAN A MILE... |
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