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Yo Momma's so slutty she could suck-start a Harley! Yo Momma's so slutty she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball! Yo Momma's so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt! Yo Momma's so slutty she was on the cover of wheaties, with her legs open and it said "breakfast of the champs" Yo Momma's so slutty that I could've been your daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change. Yo Momma's so slutty she had her own "Hands across her ass" charity drive Yo Momma's so slutty that when she heard Santa Claus say HO HO HO she thought she was getting it three times. Yo Momma's so slutty I fucked her and I's a chick! Yo Momma's so slutty, she's blind and seeing another man. Yo Momma's so slutty she has the golden arches tattooed on her ass...billions and billions served. Yo Momma's so slutty she seen more dick ends than weekends. You were born out of your mother's arse 'cos her cunt was too busy. 'Scuse me, I can't seem to find my dick. Mind if I look in Yo' Mama's mouth?. Yo' Mama's like a bowling ball, she always winds up in the gutter. Yo' Mama's like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her. Yo Momma's so slutty she wears knee-pads and yells "Curb Service!" Yo mama's like the Bermuda Triangle they both swallow a lot of seamen. |
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