Poor Insults

Poor Insults

   

Your Momma's so poor the only time she smells hot food is 
when a rich person farts!"

Your Momma's so poor, she'd have to go out and offer strangers 
blow-jobs just so she could get something warm in her stomach."

Yo Momma's so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, 
I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo Momma's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo Momma's so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the 
toilet flush!

Yo Momma's so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick
other people's fingers!

Yo Momma's so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

Yo Momma's so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake
on layaway.

Yo Momma's so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to 
save milk.

Yo Momma's so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

Yo Momma's so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags.
I said, "What ya doin'?" 
She said, "Buying luggage."

Yo Momma's so poor she drives a peanut.

Yo Momma's so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and 
calls it air conditioning.

"Your momma is so poor that her welcome mat just says wel... on it."



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