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Your Momma's so poor the only time she smells hot food is when a rich person farts!" Your Momma's so poor, she'd have to go out and offer strangers blow-jobs just so she could get something warm in her stomach." Yo Momma's so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving." Yo Momma's so poor she can't afford to pay attention! Yo Momma's so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! Yo Momma's so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers! Yo Momma's so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!" Yo Momma's so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. Yo Momma's so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. Yo Momma's so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp. Yo Momma's so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage." Yo Momma's so poor she drives a peanut. Yo Momma's so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. "Your momma is so poor that her welcome mat just says wel... on it." |
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