Old Insults

Old Insults

   

Yo Momma's so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.

Your Mama's so old, when Moses split the Red Sea she 
was on the other side fishing.

Yo Momma's so old I told her to act her own age and 
the bitch died.

Yo Momma's so old she has Jesus' beeper number!

Yo Momma's so old her social security number is 1!

Yo Momma's so old that when God said let there be 
light, she hit the switch'

Yo Momma's so old that when she was in school there 
was no history class.

Yo Momma's so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!

Yo Momma's so old she has a picture of Moses in 
her yearbook.

Yo Momma's so old her birth certificate says 
expired on it.

Yo Momma's so old she knew Burger King while he 
was still a prince.

Yo Momma's so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo Momma's so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo Momma's so old her birth certificate is in
Roman numerals.

Yo Momma's so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.

Yo Momma's so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary 
when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount 
to anything".

Your Momma's so old she took a chariot to high school.

Your Momma's so old she farts dust.

Your Momma's so old that she breast feeds powdered milk.

Yo momma's so old she still owes Moses a quarter!

Yo momma's so old when she reads the bible she reminisces!

Your momma is so old that she got cobwebs on her pussy.

Your Mom's so old, she wrote up Noah's animal list

Your Mom's so old her social security number is 1!
 
Your Mom's so old that when God said let the be light, 
she hit the switch'




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