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Yo Momma's so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on. Your Mama's so old, when Moses split the Red Sea she was on the other side fishing. Yo Momma's so old I told her to act her own age and the bitch died. Yo Momma's so old she has Jesus' beeper number! Yo Momma's so old her social security number is 1! Yo Momma's so old that when God said let there be light, she hit the switch' Yo Momma's so old that when she was in school there was no history class. Yo Momma's so old she's in Jesus's yearbook! Yo Momma's so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. Yo Momma's so old her birth certificate says expired on it. Yo Momma's so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. Yo Momma's so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper. Yo Momma's so old she ran track with dinosaurs. Yo Momma's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals. Yo Momma's so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade. Yo Momma's so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything". Your Momma's so old she took a chariot to high school. Your Momma's so old she farts dust. Your Momma's so old that she breast feeds powdered milk. Yo momma's so old she still owes Moses a quarter! Yo momma's so old when she reads the bible she reminisces! Your momma is so old that she got cobwebs on her pussy. Your Mom's so old, she wrote up Noah's animal list Your Mom's so old her social security number is 1! Your Mom's so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch' |
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