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Yo Momma's so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo Momma's so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo Momma's so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her Yo Momma's armpits stink so bad she made Speed Stick slow down! Yo Momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left! Yo Momma's armpits stink so bad she used Secret and it told on her. Yo Momma's so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Your Momma's so dirty that she had to cut the strings off her tampons because the crabs were going Bungee jumping. Yo Momma's so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection. Yo Momma's so nasty that she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh. Yo Momma's so nasty She gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh! Yo Momma's so nasty she brings crabs to the beach. Yo Momma's so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave. Yo Momma's so nasty that her shit is glad to escape. Yo Momma's so nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head off Yo Momma's nasty, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals. |
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