House Jokes

House Jokes

   

Your Mama's house is so small I put the key in the
lock and broke the rear window.

Your Mama's house is so small I walked in the front 
door and tripped on the back fence.

Yo Momma's house so small she has to go outside to 
eat a large pizza.

Yo Momma's house so small you have to go outside to 
change your mind.

I saw your Momma the other day kicking a can. I asked
her what she was doing and she and she said moving.

Your Momma's house is so small the Welcome Mat
just says WEL

Yo Momma's house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!

Yo Momma's house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she 
goes outside.

Your Momma's house is so nasty, I tripped over a rat and a 
cockroach stole my wallet.

Your Momma's house is so nasty that even the coackroaches
wear slippers.

Your Momma's house is so poor they tore it down and put 
up a slum.

Your Momma's house is so poor it has a kickstand.



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