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Yo Momma's lips are so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray. Yo Momma's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound. Your Mama's lips are so big that when she smiles her hair get wet. Your Mama's lips are so big that she needs a kick stand to hold, them up! Your Mama's breath is so bad that when she talks her nose hairs fall out. Yo Mama's breath smells so bad people look forward to her farts. Yo Momma's has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it. Yo Mama's breath is so foul, she uses Glade as a breath freshener. Yo Momma's breath smells so bad when she yawns her teeth duck. Yo Momma's breath is so bad, her teeth have asbestos caps. Yo Momma's gums are so black she spits Yoo-Hoo. Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow she spits butter! Yo Momma's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice. Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow that when she used Aim she missed. Yo Momma's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail. Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow that I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER! Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, it looks like she's got a mouthful of corn pops. Yo Mama's buck teeth are so big it looks like she's gota a pair of baby shoes in her mouth. Yo Momma's nose is so big you can go bowling with her boogers! Yo Momma's nose is so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo Momma's ears are so big, she drives the freeways by sonar!! Your Mama's ears are so big she can hear sign language. Your Mama's ears are so big she can hear what I'm thinking. Your Mama's ears are so big she can hear farts on the way. Yo Momma's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she sees people waving! Yo Momma's glasses are so thick she could read my mind Yo Momma's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. Yo Momma's so crosseyed she dropped a dime and picked up 2 nickels. Yo Momma's so cross-eyed when she cries the tears roll down her back. Yo Momma's so cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo. Yo Momma's head is so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo Momma's head is so big it shows up on radar. Yo Momma's head is so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo Momma's head is so small that she got her ear pierced and died. Yo Momma's so hairy that when she goes to a hair salon, she told the stylist to cut her hair and she opened up her shirt. Yo Momma's so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo Momma's so hairy she's got afros on her nipples! Yo Momma's armpits are so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock. Yo Momma's so hairy that Bigfoot is taking her picture! Yo Momma's so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan. Yo Momma's so hairy I thought she was my uncle. Yo Momma's beard is so thick the crabs decided to migrate. Yo Momma's hairline is so crooked her barber doesn't know where to start! Yo Momma ain't so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back! Yo Momma's hair so nappy she rolls her hair with rice Yo Momma's hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it. Yo Momma's so bald even a wig wouldn't help! Yo Momma's so bald you can see whats on her mind Yo Momma's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed. Yo Mama's so bald, when she wears a turtleneck, she looks like a roll-on. Yo Momma's got a bald head with a part and sideburns. Yo Momma's hair is so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo Momma's hair is so short she curls it with rice. Yo Momma has green hair and thinks she's a tree. Yo Momma has a 'fro with warning lights. Yo Momma got a' afro, wit' a chin strap! Yo Momma got a metal afro with rusty sideburns. Yo Momma's throat is so tough she could gargle peanut butter! |
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