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Crazy Things To Do With Coca Cola! 

Just when you thought you knew everything... 
To clean a toilet:
  Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl. Let the 
"real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The 
citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous China. 

Remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers:
  Rub the bumper with a crumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap 
aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola. 

To clean corrosion from car battery terminals:
  Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble 
away the corrosion. 

To loosen a rusted bolt:
  Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt 
for several minutes. 

To bake a moist ham:
  Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan; wrap the ham 
in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is 
finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with 
the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy. 

To remove grease from clothes:
  Empty a can of Coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, 
and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen 
grease stains. 

It will also clean road haze from your windshield! 

(But it's Sooooo Good!!) 

Drink Pepsi - It's like getting a flu shot in every can!

How is Pepsi like Crackerjacks?
There's a surprise in every package.

What's the most popular summertime refreshment?
A shot of Pepsi.

What is Pepsi's new slogan?
"You got the right one baby, Uh huh! Uh huh! OW!"

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