Mexico Jokes

Mexico Jokes

  Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the 
second. "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own 
bungee-jumping service in Mexico."
  The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool
their money and buy everything they'll need - a tower, an elastic 
cord, insurance, etc.
  They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. 
As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. 
Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work.
  The first guy jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but 
when he comes back up, the second guy notices that he has a few 
cuts and scratches.
  Unfortunately, the second guy isn't able catch him, he falls 
again, bounces and comes back up again. This time, he is bruised 
and bleeding.
  Again, the second guy misses him. The first guy falls again 
and bounces back up. This time, he comes back pretty messed up
- he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.
  Luckily, the second guy finally catches him this time and asks,
"What happened? Was the cord too long?"
  The first guy says, "No, the cord was fine, but what the heck 
is a 'Pinata'?"

Why can't mexicans have checking accounts?
It's hard to spray paint your name on the dotted line

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.

What's the slowest thing in the world?? 
A mexican funeral precession with only 1 set of jumper cables 

Who's the best man at a Mexican wedding? 
The guy with the jumper cables 

Mexico is currently installing a new phone system 
Taco Bell.

Have you heard about the Mexican 500 car race?
The first car to start wins.

What do Mexicans call a Bartles & James wine cooler?
Dos Okies.

Why do Mexicans make tamales for Christmas?
So they'll have something to unwrap.

Why do Mexican mug shots take so long?
They don't take your picture, instead it's painted on black velvet. 

What do you call four Mexicans drowning?
Quatro Sinko.

I know mexican Judo...
Judo know if I got a knife, Judo know if I got a gun

Did you hear about the new Mexican-English holiday?
Cinco de Bismark!

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