Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide? Cause it's too cold outtide! What Do You Call A Gay Eskimo Woman? A Klondike. What Is The Difference Between A Eunuch And An Eskimo? A Eunuch Is A Massive Vassal With A Passive Tassel, While An Eskimo Is A Rigid Midget With A Frigid Digit. What do Eskimos buy at Christmas time? Christmas seals. Hear about the Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and next morning found she was six months pregnant. Hear about the Eskimo who was stabbed with an icicle? He died of cold cuts? Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter Eskimo Pi What do you call an eskimo's house with no bathroom? An Ig. Do you know what an Eskimo gets when he sits in his igloo for too long? Polaroids... How is an Eskimo like a plastic surgeon? They're both really great with nose jobs. There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their local bar, they got to talking about how cold it was outside, and how cold their igloos were. They could agree on everything but whose igloo was the coldest, so they decided to determine who indeed had the coldest igloo. They went to the first Eskimo's igloo, where he said "Watch this!" and poured a cup of water into the air. Well, the water froze in mid-air and fell onto the floor solid. "Not bad", said the other Eskimos, but each maintained their igloo was colder still. So they went to the second Eskimo's igloo, and he said "Watch this!" and took a big breath and exhaled, whereupon his breath froze into a big lump and fell to the floor. "Wow, that's colder than mine!" said the first Eskimo. But the third Eskimo exclaimed his was colder still. So they ended up at the third Eskimo's igloo. He said "Watch this!" and went into the bedroom, threw back the thick furs, and retrieved one of several small balls of ice there. He took it, put it in a spoon, and held a match under it. When it heated up enough, it went "FFFAAAARRRRTTT". |
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