River Phoenix Jokes

River Phoenix Jokes



Why didn't River Phoenix finish his last movie?
He and the heroine didn't click.



Why did River's producers replace him?
They wanted a fresh face.



When will River do another movie?
If he likes the plot.



How did River Phoenix handle sudden success?
He choked.



What do River Phoenix and Tidy Bowl have in common?
Both turn blue in the bathroom.



What body of water was River named after?
The Dead Sea.



What other Arizona town does River Phoenix remind you of?
Tombstone.



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