Richard Gere Jokes



Did you hear about the new car being manufactured in San Francisco?
It's called the "Hamster", the only problem is that it's difficult 
to get it out of "Gere".



Two gerbils in a pet shop are talking and one says to the other; 
"If Richard Gere comes in tell him you're a hamster."



Did you hear that Richard Gere visited the hospital AGAIN?
He had to have a mole removed.



Why can't gerbils drive?
Hell, they can't even get out of Gere.




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