Dolly Parton Jokes

Dolly Parton Jokes

How can you tell if a kid is Dolly Parton's? 
they are the ones with stretch marks around their lips. 

Why is Dolly Parton jealous of Washington D.C.?
It has the two biggest boobs in the world, Clinton and Gore.

What do you get when you put Bill Clinton, Al Gore and Dolly Parton 
Two big boobs and a country western singer...

Did you hear that Dolly Parton had a baby?
She made the mistake of breast feeding it and it exploded. 

What's better, Princess Di douching or Dolly Parton's boobs?
Well, a royal flush beats a pair.

Why does Dolly Parton have such tiny feet?
Nothing grows in the shade.

How did Dolly Parton get her start?
Jug band.

View Stats Free Counters!