What's the most popular order at Goat Burger? The kids meal! Two guys were walking in the woods and came across a big hole. They wondered how deep it was so decided to drop in a pebble and listen for it to hit bottom. They dropped in a pebble and nothing happened. No noise. They dropped in a boulder and there was still no noise. They decided to scout around for something really big to drop in the hole and came across a railroad tie. They pushed and pulled it over to the hole and dropped it in. Still no noise. Suddenly a goat ran out of the woods and jumped into the hole. When a farmer came by a little later and asked if anyone had seen his goat, they said they had seen a goat run out of the woods and jump into the hole. The farmer said, "It couldn't have been my goat. He was tied to a railroad tie!" There was this man, a crazy dog, and a goat that were shipwrecked on a deserted island. After a few months, the man started getting horny and decided that he was going to fuck the goat, but whenever he tried, the crazy dog would start biting his leg. So, he tried many more times, but every time the dog would attack his leg. Then, one day, a beautiful woman washed up on shore. The man dragged her up into his hut where she woke up. The woman said, "Thank you for saving my life! I'll do anything for you, just ask." "Well," the man said, "I have been quite horny over he past few months. I tell you what, hold this damn dog, so I can fuck this goat!" The Setting: A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man. Old Man: "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. I piled it for months. But do they call me McGreggor-the-Fence-Builder?" "Nooo.." Then the old man gestured at the bar. "Look here at the bar. Do ya see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labor, for eight days. But do they call me McGreggor-the-Bar-builder?" "Nooo..." Then the old man points out the window. "Eh, Laddy, look out to sea. Do ya see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it board by board. But do they call me McGreggor-the-Pier-Builder?" "Nooo..." Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is paying attention. "But ya screw one goat... " |
|